The older I get, the…

I checked out the local paper this morning, and first thing I seen was an obituary of a friend from high school. His name was Lloyd Critchley. Me and Lloyd had a lot in common in high school in that we ‘shared’ the same bully.

Poor Lloyd was awkward enough, he certainly didn’t need to be bullied by those idiots. I looked out for the little guy because God knows I was used to the bullying; to the point that I knew how to avoid the antics of those guys. Lloyd did not. For that reason, this poor kid almost starved to death at school.

I remember Moose Morgan waiting for Lloyd to get off the school bus. They had the kid groomed to the point, he simply handed them his lunch bag on the way to class; along with other kids who were also bullied by this gang of dumb asses. Sadly, I too was one of their victims. From my lunch being eaten in front of me, to my school books torched in trash cans, my footwear tossed ontop the roof of the school, being pushed and tripped whenever I passed by one of the guys in the bully gang.

The sad thing was, except for the huge dumbass Moose, the other guys were honor students who excelled in sports, so teachers treated them like Gods. They were basically untouchable; so we never complained about them. Once I did mention how Danny burned my school books. I told the principal the story, and apparently it was the funniest thing he heard all day. I was lucky not to get strapped for even claiming any of his fav students would bully kids.

Back to Lloyd. Lloyd was a skinny kid who arrived late in the semester. This was back in 1979, while I was in grade 10. My entire class was made up of bullies, exccept for me and a few other victims. Sure enough, the principal came to our class to introduce poor Lloyd to everyone. I don’t think it took two seconds for Lloyd to find himself in the crosshairs of the thugs who ruined my high school memories, and it never took them long to start picking on him; poor kid never even made it to recess before they had him crying.

Not sure what happened to Lloyd after high school. He must have moved away for a bit, but I noticed in his obituary, he was residing in the same town where we went to school, so he must have returned at some point. I know his life had to be affected by the treatment received in St. Stephen’s High School in Stephenville, Newfoundland; because mine sure was.

Aside from the torture received at the hands of our high school monsters, Lloyd seemed to be a nice little kid. He never spoke much about his life before school, but me and him had lots of laughs hiding in the lunch room, where teachers patrolled the room, and we were safe from bullies. Goodbye little guy, hope you get treated better in Heaven than at high school. You are finally free from the bullies.

Goodbye old friend

I just seen an obituary for an old friend of mine. Although we were close one time, when we were young men, we never stayed in touch until a few years ago. My God how old am I getting (60) when people my age are dying?

Gerry worked at the local Canadian Tire store back in 1980. I had just finished an accounting program at the college (well not exactly finished, I flunked out, I hated math and only did the course because my parents convinced me I would enjoy it) so I took a job with the store (my parents made me get a job really). After my interview, I was told there was one job, and two applicants, so they hired us both and planned to keep the best worker. more on that later…

one of the people working there was Gerry. I found him comical because he used to hide up in the warehouse upstairs, and find comfy places to sleep. He slept many days without ever getting caught. When he wasn’t sleeping, he liked to chat, mostly about girls because that is what we did when we were young. We became good friends, and seeing how I had a car and he had didn’t, we used to hang out in my car, driving around town looking for girls. I still remember my old ’68 Beaumont, with its one factory speaker, booming out tunes from Chiliwack and some new guy named Bryan Adams. Gerry used to keep rewinding the tape so we could hear ‘Watcha gonna do’ and ‘You want it, you got it’. No wonder we were so popular with the girls (we weren’t really).

One evening, when I went to his house to get him, his mother said he had a girlfriend. Cool, but I am not going to be the third wheel or something like that, so I drove around town for a bit, with my windows wide open, Bryan Adams screaming through the speakers, then I went home.

Next day at work, after his afternoon nap on a Christmas Tree box, he bragged about his new girl. He said they went to her dad’s house and watched tv. We never talked much about it because I didn’t want details. You know, it’s those ‘Catholic Ears’!! of mine.

From then on, we weren’t friends. He stayed awake more at work, chatting to the other guys who had girl friends, so I worked instead. Of course I never worked as hard as that other guy I was working against, so first they hired him and let me go, then the next week, they let him go too,. and hired two other gullible young men, so they could try to ourwork one another (What a scam). We were both pissed; and unemployed.

One evening, Gerry called and wanted me to meet his girl. Reluctantly, I dropped by and met her. Man, what did she see in him? Why was she smiling at me? I tried to avoid her but she kept it up so I left. Last thing I want to do is come between a guy and his girl. What kind of monster friend would do such a thing? (More on that later)

When I got to the car, I noticed her coming out of the house. Gerry hollered out and asked if I could give his girlfriend a ride home. I didn’t want to, but he wouldn’t stop asking. So I did. On the way home she said they broke up. Then she asked for my phone number, and two years later I broke up with her as well. the girl was a wacko, and I did a horrible thing to a person who called me his friend. I couldn’t forgive myself and couldn’t look him in the eye again, not for a long time; but in reality, I did him a huge favour (more on that later)

A few years ago my parents hired a young man to do some renovations on their home. This kid looked so familiar, but I couldn’t place him. Then one day he brought his dad along to help. It was Gerry. I couldn’t believe it. My old friend who, through my insensitiveness, had the love of his life stolen from him by a guy he called a friend. Right away, he stuck out his hand to shake mine. My old friend, it has been too long. Shake my hand, what’s wrong with you.

Well, I guess the time had come to apologize for what I had done to him. I tried, but couldn’t say the words. With a lour roar of a laugh, he said he forgave me for that years ago; said she didn’t mean that much to him anyway. He did ask if I married her, and we both laughed.

Gerry didn’t look well. He was very overweight, a diabetic, always very tired. I guess that is why he spent so much time sleeping at Canadian Tire warehouse. His son said Gerry never listened to doctors, and he had already suffered a heart attack a few years back. Gerry never worked since that time at Canadian Tire, when he was 17. He said he hurt his back so he never looked for work after. He commented how lucky I am. He commented how I had a beautiful home, brand new car, permanant job; not realizing how hard I worked all those years, to get the things I have. He also did not realize those things, cars, homes, are just material things. He had something I never had, children of my own. He never realized just how lucky he was.

Back to the huge favour. When I stole his girlfriend, he met a real nice girl, married her, and had three children. They were married for 37 years. Sometimes the world works that way I guess. We never spoke again, our lives evolved differently I guess, but I never forgot the times we had as young men, cruising through town, Bryan Adams on the stereo, looking for girls and laughing and not having a care in the world.

As I sit here today, reminising about our friendship all those years ago, I miss my friend. He was a nice person, and from what I hear, a great father and husband. Goodbye old friend.

SNB

My diabetes nightmare

Over the past few years I have written some pretty scary stories, but none compare to what I have experienced over the past few months. You see, back in the month of January 2023, something happened to my once semi dependable pancreas, and this mysterious organ made up its mind to start letting me down. You see, I was first diagnosed (by myself) as a diabetic back in 2000, when my diabetic brother in law noticed I was experiencing similar symptoms of diabetes as the ones he had. I went to the doctor (quack) and was told I didn’t need bloodwork, just don’t eat pie and cake and I would have nothing to worry about. I had to demand he do bloodwork to prove I was a diabetic. From then on, I became a guinea pig for every new diabetic medication the doctor (quack) could muster up. I suffered all the side effects, such as bloating, diarrhea, stomach pain,etc, but eventually found a medication that worked for me, and my diabetes was under control to the point I almost forgot I was diabetic. Too good to be true eh?

Well that was fine, everything great, save from the newly discovered allergy to Gluten, which threw me for a turn once again, changing my diet, etc, but I was okay. Then I wasn’t.

In one week, I suffered from a horrific episode of kidney stones day and night for the entire week, not the easily passed stones I had in the past, but large stones that managed to get stuck on their way out. This alone is scary enough, but couple this with a UTI, and passing those sharp shards of whatever the hell they are never got much easier. I am pretty sure my neighbours heard me cry out in pain that entire week. I was happy when my gracious kidneys decided I had suffered enough, but the damage was done. Weight began to fall from my body, not due to diet, but due to some sickness I had no idea what to call it. I began to feel frustrated, depressed and afraid.

At first I had no idea what was going on with me. I had no patience for anyone, basically driving those close to me as far away from me as I could muster. I got to the point to asking my loving wife to leave. I was up all night, writing my will, leaving everything to her. Not sure if I even planned to live much longer, as I was quite sure I was dying. I spent most days lying on the couch, under heavy blankets and heating pads, froze to death despite having the heat cranked up to the max. I thought maybe it was Covid, but test after test proved this was not the case.

My frustration grew stronger when I received a letter in the mail from the medical clinic I used to visit prior to the lockdown. The letter warned me that I had not seen a doctor in person for two years, and if I didn’t book an appointment, they would cancel me as a patient. “HOW CAN I SEE A DOCTOR IF WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN!” I hollered, “I WAS NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!” only me and my poor wife in the room. After a heated phone call with the poor receptionist and a crazy out of his mind SNB (althought I bet she probably thought SOB would be closer description of the idiot on the other end of the phone call), I was directed to apply for a family doctor because the one I had prior to the pandemic left the country (??) and I was left with nobody, save whatever doctor was available to fill my prescriptions when they expired.

I received a phone call a few weeks after that phone call, and was booked to see not a doctor, but a Nurse Practitioner, who in my mind was probably a better physican than several of the last few doctors I have had in recent years. Immediately she realized I had not had bloodwork done in over two years, and proceeded to direct me to the hospital to have the procedure done. A week later she called me in, delivering what I thought was terrible news.

“You have to start taking insulin injections” she said. I was horrified. I hate needles, get stomach sick at the thought of having someone inject me with a needle, let alone do it myself. She assured me I would be ok, as this new insulin only has to be injected once per week. I could do that, gritting my teeth at the thought. The med she prescribed was Ozempic. (yes, the one people are taking for weight loss). Did I mention I was 187 pounds in January of 2023, and by June, that number has shrunken to just over 150 pounds?

I took the med like a soldier, it didn’t hurt one bit, but what it did was curb my non existent appetite even more, and I lost even more weight. I called the clinic, and after meeting with a diabetic specialist, and the NP, my meds changed from Ozempic once per week to Tresiba, once a day. This was an insulin that would last all day, and for most cases, worked great for the patient, but sadly, not for me.

Another visit to the doctor, this time I left with another med, this time Apidra, which is a rapid acting insulin I would take before each meal. I went from meds, to one needle a week, to one needle a day to four needles per day. Holy crap.

So now here I am, my sugars are all over the place. I am able to control the high sugars by injecting the fast acting Apridra when sugars are high, or by exercise. I wear a Freestyle Libre in my arm, which connects to an app on my phone, alerting me when my sugars are either too high or too low. My wife also has a connection to the app, and she receives an alarm when I do. One night, after taking the Tresiba, my sugars dropped to 2.7, which is dangerously low, and not far from coma stage. My lovely and patient wife shook me and yelled at me until I woke, at 3:40 in the morning. Without the Libre I would have either slipped into a coma, or died. This is a scary disease.

Every day gets better now. I have regained my self composure, and the respect from all those I drove away when I was feeling poorly. I had to give up a few things I loved to do, such as chair the local SPCA, something I had been involved in for the past six years, and other groups I was involved in, to focus on my health. I am currently waiting for my insurance company to give the go ahead to fund an insulin pump, to help control my sugars. I am optimistic this will be what I need to get on with my life. This journey has just begun, stay tuned, there will be lots more to write about.

A tribute to Sundays in Cold Brook

A tribute to Sundays

Back when I was a kid, growing up in Cold Brook, Sunday was always a very special day. We always began Sundays with a healthy breakfast. Dad always prepared breakfast for us, consisting of eggs and sometimes fresh bacon. The eggs were fresh from my grandparents’ farm, as was the bacon, when they had some. Sometimes we ate porridge. This was mom and dad’s favourite, but I was never a fan of the stuff.

Sundays were the only day of the week where you could sit on the doorstep and not hear anything except the birds singing, and the sounds of the farm. Grap always had cows, pigs and chickens and horses. These animals had their own sound, (and smell!) Every other day, the whine from the sawmills filled the air; a sound I miss dearly each morning these days.

 Sundays were a day of worship, as we never missed mass, unless the bridge was out, or it was stormy. On those days we said rosary instead. Church and God were such a big part of our lives back then.

If I was a good kid in church, said my prayers, and behaved, Dad and mom would stop at the ‘Sweet Shop’ on the way home; where I could have my choice of snacks. I always got whatever special ice cream they had in their freezer. My favourite was a ‘pop up’, which was an ice cream in a cardboard tube that you pushed up with a stick from the bottom. I liked ‘Buried Treasures’ too. Dad usually chose a vanilla dixie cup, the ones that came with the little wooden spoon. Mom had a vanilla dixie cup too, but she also bought a bag of regular Hostess potato chips, which she added to the ice cream. Oh, I always picked up a few packs of Popeye Candy Cigarettes. Me and my friends would ‘smoke’ the entire lot, and act like ‘grown ups’.

If I was good all week, I was allowed to visit Arlims, where I could spend my money. This store (which still exists today) always had the coolest toys. I usually chose a cap gun, or some other new toy I could share with my friends. Once I had seen a toy bomb. It was a big black plastic ball with a fuse on the end. A battery controlled a timer inside, and the toy made a loud bang when the timer went off. I really wanted one of those, but mom figured it would scare my little brother. She was probably right. Can you imagine selling kids toy bombs today?

Sundays were also a day of family get-togethers. All of Gram and Grap’s children, and their families, would gather at their home every Sunday, for dinner. Gram always had that big stew pot on the old cast iron stove. In the pot she cooked all fresh vegetables, plus salt beef or riblets. In the oven she always cooked either a turkey, or chicken, sometimes several to ensure she had enough cooked for everyone. A good memory for me is just the smell of dinner cooking.

Once dinner was cooked, everyone got around the big wood table, and sat on the wooden chairs, the ones with the black leather cushions. It didn’t take long for the table to get crowded, mostly with adults. Us kids had to either sit on our parents’ laps or take a seat in the living room with our cousins. That’s where I sat mostly.

I still remember Gram proudly serving dinner, everyone chatting and laughing, telling stories about the ‘good old days’ and about highlights in their lives. I wish I had paid closer attention to the stories, so I could write them today, but I was too busy being a kid, and having fun with my cousins. If we were good, Gram would sit and look through family albums with us, showing us pictures of our parents when they were little, and telling funny stories about them.

After we enjoyed dinner at Gram and Grap’s, we would head down the road a little, to Nana’s. Nana was alone most of the time after Grappy passed away. Uncle Brian stayed with her, but on Sundays he was either at his friends’ homes or still asleep. We would always visit Nana, enjoy some cake and maybe some ice cream, while she and several of mom’s sisters and brothers gathered around the tiny kitchen table, and chatted about their week. Sometimes Nana came to mass with us, and on the way home, she would tell stories about when she was a little girl, growing up in Nova Scotia. There were so many stories I wish I could remember, but being a kid, I had other things to do, like being a kid.

Sundays were family days. After lunch and visiting our grandparents, if the weather was nice, Dad would take me fishing, or he and mom would pack up the family car and we would go on a ride. Sometimes we went out to Piccadilly Park for the afternoon, and we would dig clams for a big snack when we got home. Dad would boil the clams up and serve them outside while we sat around the wooden picnic table he built. Sometimes on Sundays we would just stay indoors and listen to Dad and mom singing while dad played the guitar. They sang so nicely together.

Sundays were also a day of rest, especially for dad. Throughout the week, he worked at whatever job he could find. Most of those jobs tired him out, and once he came home, he would fall asleep for the night. He worked very hard on jobs with a pick and shovel, or a chainsaw. I remember one job dad worked at the barracks for a new company in town. He worked as a janitor, and when he came home from this job, he still had lots of time to spend with us because he wasn’t as tired as when he worked the labor jobs. Dad always made time for family; he still does.

Sunday evenings were a time to do homework. Mom would sit with me every evening and go over math or reading with me. Mom was a teacher before I was born, so she knew lots of stuff about schooling kids. Mom said she taught several of dad’s siblings and other kids from Cold Brook when she first moved here. She had some funny stories about them which always made me laugh. Mom taught me so much that once I began school, I already knew all my colors, how to count to 100, and I could read lots of words too.

Just before bedtime, my parents and I would kneel by the bed and recite the rosary. Mom clutched her rosary beads while she thanked God for all the wonderful things and prayed, she could have more kids like me.

After the rosary, it was bedtime. This was usually around 8:30. I used to lie in bed wondering what went on after that time, and what I might have been missing by going to bed so early. I used to ask if I could stay up a little longer, and if I was a good kid all day, sometimes I was allowed to sit up until 9, which I learned was basically boring. Mom and dad would go to bed just after I did.

Sundays are different these days. With Gram, Grap, Nana, and most of my uncles and aunts gone, our family is much smaller than it used to be. You can sit on the doorstep for hours and not once do you hear the whine of sawmills, or cows mooing, roosters crowing. You cannot even hear kids playing outside. We live in different times now, where kids spend their time inside, playing video games. Church seems to have lost its lustre, now mostly seniors fill the pews. The world seems so much busier these days and I am happy I still have the memories of Sundays and of growing up in a family community like Cold Brook.

best date for deaf guy

Back a few years when I was young and single and hard of hearing

I met this missus

at a bar.

She wasn’t bad so I asked for a dance and we hit it off so I asked her out on a

date

She said yes so the next day when I picked her up

and made small chat, I asked her what she did

when she said she was a Veterinarian I said

Wow.

Now I am thinking I hit it big because Vets make lots and we can go to all those expensive places

a poor boy could not afford.

So I took her to a great place I knew was expensive just to

impress her.

When I pulled up in the Steak House parking lot she said what the hell

and slapped me in the face

at first I thought it was okay but then after two or three not so much

so I asked what was wrong, then discovered

what happened

damn my hearing, the old brain substituted

what she said for something that sounded like it

she didn’t say Veterinarian

but Vegetarian.

The date was over, my face hurt. I brought her home, not a word in the car except for some advice

she said get a damn hearing aid

damn.

quotes from my dad

My dad will be turning 85 in May. He hates to think about it, as he has always hated birthdays. I figure in his 85 years in this world, he would have plenty of advice for the younger folks out there. Here are a few:

“Who wants to celebrate getting old? ”

My dad always hated admitting his age. I remember when he turned 50, he didn’t want to talk about it. Now at 85, he asks we just treat his birthday like every other day, with cake.

“Why admit to something you did even if you did it”

My dad never admitted to anything in his life. Whenever mom would question him on something he may have done, he would deny it, so she stopped asking him. Words to live by for sure.

“Walk lightly”

Dad and I used to cut firewood in winter when I was younger. He would break a trail on the deep snow by walking and stamping down on the snow until it was hard packed. When I tried to walk on the trail, I would always sink up to my waist in the stuff. He would look at me and say I was walking too heavy.

He also used this saying when mom was scolding us, or if he knew we did something wrong. “Walk Lightly Son, don’t admit to anything”

My biggest nightmare in school…fitness awards.

Photo courtesy of cbc.ca

Just looking at those badges brought me back to horrors of grade school gym classes. I was the skinny, nerdy kid who sucked at sports, so much that I constantly made up excuses to miss track and field day, to no avail, as I never missed one day of school from Kindergarten to Grade 11.

All the ‘Alpha Kids’ were there, raving how they would take the top awards. All I wanted was a bronze medal. For years I was forced to compete in those events, only to receive just the plastic participaction pin at the end of every event.

The only ‘good’ memory I have of Track and Field Day was in Grade 7, which took place the first day of school. I had taken a big growth spurt that summer, and when returning to school, I was the tallest kid in my grade. This would be my big chance to take home a medal.

I still remember that day. The gym teacher lined us up across the playground behind the school, I scanned my competition, a bunch of kids I had lost to every year since the event began; a crowd of kids shorter than me. I really believed I had a chance to take home my first medal. This day was like a dream to me. Finally, a medal. I didn’t care which one I won, most kids tried for the Gold, Silver, or the Award of Excellence, not me though, I would have taken any of them.

I envisioned my mom proudly sewing the badge on my best coat, brimming with pride, and me strolling into school, the envy of all the kids, showing off my beautiful bronze patch.

When the gym teacher hollered GO, we tore across the grassy field, headed for the finish line. I was actually ahead of everyone, a good twenty feet ahead of the second place kid, when I thought I heard something in the distance, a voice, yelling “Watch out Teddy, Watch out for the ….”

All I heard was Teddy Teddy…I thought it was my friends cheering me on.

Of course I ignored all this, as I was too focused on winning a medal. I held my head high, looking forward to the finish line. I was there, nobody near me, just the wind in my face, and the ground beneath my sneakers, I could taste victory and it was good. I was going to win my first prize ever in track and field; when all of a sudden I brought up solid into a…

German Shepherd. That darn dog from across the street was always wandering around the school yard. I ran right into him, and landed face down on the ground. The other kids ran around the dog, who was now licking my face; and while I licked my wounds, I realized I would never win the event, never have that precious medal sewn to my favourite jacket. I knew eventually the other kids would grow to my height, and beat me in the races. It took me a while to get up, but when I did, I seen the three kids who were behind me proudly line up for their awards. The gym teacher rushed to my aid, and handed me my Participaction Pin.

I was at a yard sale once, a few years back, when I came upon a treasure. No, not the gigantic bag of very desirable marbles, but something even better. A large box, labeled Participaction Track and Field Awards, and guess what? The box was filled with hundreds of medals, everything from the Award of Excellence, Gold, Silver, to the Bronze medal. There were also bags and bags of Participaction pins. I was in my glee. Now if I only had a time machine, I could go back in time, get Mom to fill my jacket with those medals, to the point the entire jacket would be made up of just medals, and I would be the most popular eight grader in the entire school. Oh to dream.

sledding a career?

Just watching some of the olympic events this weekend, and I have to say, after watching Luge, Skeleton, and the bob sledding events, I realized how popular sledding really was if I knew sliding would be an olympic event, I would have continued sliding on my Krazy Karpet!

What fun we had as kids, sliding on ‘Grappy’s Hill’. The hill was a twenty minute walk to get to the top, but the ride was well worth it. The narrow trail, created by my grandfather as he hauled firewood with his old Ski-Doo Elan, wound up a steep hill, through trees and brush. In the middle of the winding trail there was a giant rock with sharp edges that us kids somehow avoided even though we flew down the hill. some kids made it a challenge to see just how close they could come to the ‘Big Rock’. Luckily, none managed to hit it.

In the spring when the weather got milder, we used to build ski jumps at the bottom of the hill. We just used snow, and brought water from the river to pour on the jump, and make it icy. We used K-Tel Mini Skis, which were short plastic skis with laces for bindings. They strapped to your boots.

It is hard to believe none of us got killed, as we soared down the icy hill, onto the icy ski jump, and head first into the fields beneath the hill. I had gotten quite good at jumping, but as we got older, we all grew out of sliding and moved into other things, like girls.

My first sliding adventure was the time I visited my older cousins, who lived down the road from me. My oldest cousin Raymond spent hours removing the hood from his father’s ’52 Chevy truck. The thing must have weighed over a hundred pounds, and was slick and shiny from the numerous times his dad polished the thing. He would have killed us if he thought we planned to make a sled from his pride and joy.

We attached a piece of chain to the front of the hood, and the three of us hauled the thing up the steep hill across the road from their home. When we got to the top, the thing felt like it was exited to take off. Given the weight of the thing, the slippery surface, the steepness of the hill, and the enormous push my cousins gave the sled, one could only imagine how fast we flew down the hill. We thought we had prepared for everything when we realized there was no way to stop this thing, as it hit the edge of the hill, and flew across the road, and onto the driveway. We continued sliding at an enormous speed until we brought up solid, into the side of the old truck.

I ran home the minute we stopped, leaving my cousins to deal with their dad and his now badly damaged truck. I think he grounded them for a month.

By the time I seen them again, it was summer, and they had moved on from sledding to cars, but that is another story.

Red Blooded

When I was a kid, growing up in a tiny community in Newfoundland, I thought the world was a great place. I was raised to believe that if you were honest, believed in God, went to church, and listened to your parents, your teachers, the police, and anyone else who were supposed to be telling you the truth, you would be a good person.

I was a curious kid, always asking questions like “Who are we?”, “Where did our family come from?”, to “Why is our skin so dark?” and the biggest of all, “Grappy, are you an Indian?” Which was quickly silenced by my Grappy, who got very insulted by my question. I really didn’t want to hurt his feelings, I just wanted a simple yes or a no. He could give me neither.

I used to wonder why these questions were so bad. Why was it so bad to ask if we were indians? I know in the westerns we watched on Uncle Roddy’s tv, the Indians used to scalp innocent cowboys, kill their kids and do bad things to their wives, so I guessed that was why my grandfather didn’t want me asking him, or accusing him of being a savage like them people in the westerns.

Still, I couldn’t help but wonder how he was so good at doing stuff. He farmed cattle, pigs, chickens. He had horses, planted gardens, cut and harvested hay. In the fall he would slaughter the pigs, and a cow or two, so he could provide fresh meat for his now grown adult kids. He would waste nothing. He used the skin, to make hides, which he sold, the bones to make handles for knives, he even used pieces of cow hide to make hinges for the shed doors. He made all his own farm equipment. He hunted rabbit and moose, and partridges and other animals to provide food. I used to wonder how he learned all this stuff. he would always say he just knew how to do it.

As my curiousity about indians grew, I asked him more questions, to the point I think he drove me away. “You must be an indian, Grap” I would say. I remember his response was to warn me to never ask those questions, and most of all, never tell anyone he was an indian.

What great shame it must have been for this man, so skilled at so many things, secrets passed down from his father and mother, them from theirs. Secrets of how to live off the land, how to survive the impossible. The stories of his forefathers, their struggles, all in his mind, too shameful to share with his kids and their kids. He was ashamed to even believe they could be true. All because of one man. A man who claimed he saved the province from poverty and how just one little lie meant the province could join a nation called Canada. No sacrifice too large to ask, just deny who you are, who your parents are, where you came from, and in some respect, where you are going.

When Joey lied to the Canadian Government, and told them there were no indians in Newfoundland, this lie caused a ripple effect across the province. With that little ‘white’ lie, everything about my family’s past was swept under the carpet, so to speak. Being indian meant a great shame, as indians were portrayed as lazy drunks, instead of the hard working people they really were. I wonder if, before 1949, if someone looked at my grandfather and asked if he was an indian, would he have been proud to say he was, brag about his skills and his love of the land, instead of hiding his head in shame?

Could he have given me better answers about who he was, and who I was? Could he have shared those skills with me, and even more important, could he have shared the secrets with me? The stories passed down through the ages, of a time when his people lived off the land, and survived on their own without government handouts and government lies?

I wish my grandfather was alive today. I wish he could witness the pride felt by his descendants, knowing we can hold our heads high, knowing we are

Indian.

um…where’s our chicken?

Back in the 90’s I partied pretty hard. Being a single guy with his own home, I had plenty of ‘friends’ who loved to party at my place, and as you might imagine, this made for quite a few funny stories to tell.

One evening, think it was a Saturday, we all got together at the house. They guys made sure to bring lots of beer, and I guess they figured I had lots of food, so nobody brought any. I didn’t have food, save for maybe a bottle of jam or two, maybe some peanut butter, and some beer in the fridge. I was single, and mooched off of my parents for food, so I never seen the point of buying groceries that would go bad.

My home is in the country, there are roads everywhere leading to wooded areas, farms, etc. Like I said, I live in the country. We had no numbers on our homes at the time, so giving a description of where we lived was always confusing. I had the number of power poles from the beginning of the road to my house memorized. I was at 38 power poles lane as we called it.

After we drank most of our beer, we all got hungry. One of the guys decided to call a cab to bring us some chicken from Mary Browns Fried Chicken, a popular fast food joint in the area. When the driver asked where to deliver it to, my buddy said “You drive into the community, then there is a road on the right, its the only road on the right in the entire community. Just come on down the driveway and we will be there. He left the driver my phone number in case he got lost. This was around 11:00 p.m.

We must have waited three, maybe four hours, when we got impatient and called the Taxi Cab stand, to ask where our chicken was. Dispatch put us through to the driver. He didn’t sound good. He asked “Do you live down a road off the main road, down over a very steep hill with trees all around?” I said “No, just down a lane off the main road once you pass the woods road on the right. ” Then I said “Oops, I am on the second road into the community. You went on the road leading to the country. Turns out the guy drove over the shoulder of the road, move than 400 feet over the edge of the road into a bog.

“Can you call me a tow truck please?” he begged. “My car is all beat up, I am lucky I lived.” He said, about the same time one of my friends hollered out…”so what about our chicken? Have you got it? We can come get it. How far down are you?”

We never got our chicken.