Harry was a cheapskate who lived with his wife Thelma in a small rundown shack. Harry’s main pastime was seeing what he could scrounge and sell, hopefully for a profit.
One day, Harry came running into the living room yelling “Honey, we are going to see the world!”
Without a word, she began packing for the vacation.
“Where you going, honey?” asked Harry.
“You said we were going to see the world!, I am getting ready for our trip.” she replied.
“What trip? Local cable just gave us a free TV package, which includes The Travel Channel” he said, proudly.
This is my entry into this weeks’ Friday Fictioneers.