“Yes sir, I want to return this bread, it has a hole in it!”
“I am sorry, we have a policy. No returns if half the bun is eaten!”
“How was I supposed to know there was a hole?” asked the disgruntled customer.
“We cannot help it, that’s how bread is!” said the confused clerk.
“I cannot even spread butter without covering my hands with it!”
“You are looking at this all wrong. This is a special loaf of bread, it’s made with flour, water, yeast and the baker’s special ingredient.” said the clerk.
The clerk replied “Love.”
PHOTO PROMPT Kelvin M. Knight
Last week I wrote quite the shocker. I received more negative comments than ever before. I promised the people who were repulsed by my story that this week, Things would be different, less gritty and repulsive. I hope this helps redeem my reputation.
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