On all the talent shows, there is at least one sword swallower. I can’t look. If the act goes well, he shows up on the next episode, ready to freak me out again. If the act goes awry, he is dead on stage…how is this an act that he can repeat.
“The act didn’t go well. I will make it up to you if I get called back!” he says, while bleeding to death!
How long can an act of swallowing a sword possibly last? Imaging a two hour Vegas show where a guy puts swords down his throat. Boring unless something goes wrong. Its like watching Nascar…boring unless there is an accident.
How does one know they are a good sword swallower? What about the people who discovered they weren’t good at it? Are they dead?
At what point in a person’s life do they decide they want to be a sword swallower? “What you doing the weekend?” “Not much, I might try swallowing something sharp, see how it turns out…”
How does one believe they can do this? Do they start off with small things, like pocket knives and steak knifes? “Junior, get that butter knife out of your mouth…want to cut yourself and bleed to death? What’s wrong with you???”
When the sword ‘goes down the wrong hole’ does the person die, or just cough it up?
Are swords fattening? Lots of Iron, so I guess they are healthy!
Not much of a margin for error in sword swallowing. It’s either it went well or you are dead.
Its not like you meet some guy who says “I tried Sword swallowing and gave it up….I wasn’t good at it” If you aren’t good at it, you are probably dead by now.
The act probably requires concentration. can you imagine if the guy is on America’s Got talent and one of the judges hits the X…I bet that buzzer could be distracting…