Harvey Winston ran his business for years before going public, so when he attended his first board of directors meeting, he was in dismay.
The engineer displayed the latest in office technology, the Techno Toilet.
“The toilet is fully automatic, it flushes automatically. A warm stream of water cleans you. Instead of staring at a stall door, a LCD screen scrolls out the latest stock information.” As he babbled on, he noticed Harvey had disappeared from the room.
Harvey was found sitting on an old toilet in an abandoned shed.
“I don’t need a Techno-Crapper, this one suits me fine!”
In Canada, on November 11 we celebrate Remembrance Day to remember those who fought to keep this country safe. This is my tribute to those whose battles only begin on the battlefield. I have linked up to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ Friday Fictioneers .