To set the scene, Stanley and Charlene are an elderly couple living in outport Newfoundland. Stanley dropped by a local farm and picked up a live chicken, and while passing a little stream, he caught a few tiny fish.
What you got there? asked his wife.
What does it look like? he answered.
A live chicken and a few little fish?
That’s right! No more red meat or processed food for me!
What you talking about?
The WHO said that it causes cancer!
Who said it?
no, The Who!
The WHO, that’s who!
Stanley, I think you have finally lost it.
The World Health Organization. They said that eating processed food and red meat causes cancer.
Did you leave the door open?
I think half your supper just ran out the door…..
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