People are dumb. I have proof.
I was walking my dogs in the park the other day and this genius walks up to me and asks “That your dog?”
I wanted to reply several things…such as:
“No, I stole all three of them.”
“No, my cat was bored, so I picked him up this little doggie costume and…”
“No, these are actually tiny horses”
To follow the ‘That your dog’ question, some even ask:
“Does he bite?”
The polite thing to say would be “Never know, I wouldn’t trust him.”
But I would say “Pull his tail and find out”
That’s like whenever I am at the hospital (Not often with the health care we have here…)
There is always a genius who tries to spark up a conversation with the line
“How you doing?”
Politely, I usually reply “Not bad”, but if I wasn’t doing badly, why would I be at the hospital?
What I should have replied was:
“Well, I was home feeling great and decided to visit the hospital to see what I could catch.”
Speaking of hospitals, this is a clue to just how long it takes to see a doctor on call:
A lady sat next to me with a packsack on her back. At 9 a.m., she takes out an egg sandwich, at 12, she takes out a salad she made. In other words, she planned on waiting the entire day to see a doctor, and as a precaution, she packed food. Smart Lady, dumb health care system.
