Mushroom Mike

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In early Autumn Mushroom Mike would be found bent over, picking ‘magic-mushrooms’.

Mike spent his entire life in search of the ultimate high. Magic-mushrooms began to lose their appeal, so he decided to try Egg Mushrooms, found only on Ol’ Harry’s farm.

Harry had a reputation of being unruly. When he noticed Mike’s ass sticking out of the tall grass near the barn, he took action. A barrel of buckshot in the cheek was all it took to get Mike on his way. Harry laughed as Mike ran through the fields, holding his ass and crying.

WHAT A HIGH!

This little tale of sore asses and stoned minds is brought to you by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ Friday Fictioneers. Be sure to follow the link to more stories.

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