“Spider-man Spider-man, does whatever a spider can”…What a pile of crap!
When was the last time you seen Spidey eat a fly? How about set a web up to catch a fly?
and the line “catches thieves just like flies”…does he eat the thieves when he catches them in his web? Not only that, but do flies catch thieves? I can see the headlines now
ROBBERY AT 7TH STREET. NEVER MIND, THE FLIES GOT THERE FIRST. THIEVES APPREHENDED AND ATE BY FLIES
Old Spidey is a bigger rip-off than the tooth fairy!