debunking myths: Spider-Man

“Spider-man Spider-man, does whatever a spider can”…What a pile of crap!

When was the last time you seen Spidey eat a fly? How about set a web up to catch a fly?

and the line “catches thieves just like flies”…does he eat the thieves when he catches them in his web? Not only that, but do flies catch thieves? I can see the headlines now

ROBBERY AT 7TH STREET. NEVER MIND, THE FLIES GOT THERE FIRST. THIEVES APPREHENDED AND ATE BY FLIES

 

Old Spidey is a bigger rip-off than the tooth fairy!

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