Me Missus asked what we should get her mother for her birthday this year. I said “Nothing”. She’s like “Nothing? She’s my mother, we need to buy her something nice!”
I am like “We bought her something nice last year and she didn’t use it”
She’s like “We bought her a cemetery plot!”
I say “Exactly!”
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passedundertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.’
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150?’
The man replied, ‘a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.’