In a recent news article, the headline read Local Moose Nabbed by Police. http://www.vocm.com/newsarticle.asp?mn=2&id=22612&latest=1
I wonder what criminal past this moose has. Could it be that he was the one responsible for the break in at the local gas station? Who would notice a 1500 lb deer fleeing the scene? Maybe he was the peeping tom (or Bullwinkle) that was recently reported in the Conception Bay area. You gotta watch out for those moose, especially those who are fugitives from the law.
I wonder if the moose put up much of a fight; if so, the poor creature could have also been charged with resisting arrest.
I will gladly take the funny news stories and the low crime rates of the province (despite any funny stories or Newfie Jokes that may come from stories such as this) instead of the murders and muggings that take place in other major centers throughout the world.