5 easy questions to answer

Working in a high school, I get a thousand questions thrown at me every day. Here is a list of some of the best:

  1. What do you want to be when you grow up? Grow up? I am 48 years old….Who ever said I wanted to grow up?
  2. What do you do all day, besides sit on your ass at the computer? (this one was asked to me by a kid here at the school this morning.) Besides sit on my ass? I get up to make tea a few times each day, other than that, I mostly sit on my ass in front of the computer.
  3. Do you really get paid to write the blog you are working on? Well, seeing how I am sitting in front of you, writing my blog, and still getting paid, I guess the answer is ‘Yes’
  4. Do you mind if we roll a joint in your office? While I don’t really give a rat’s ass if you kill the remaining brain cells in that thing you call a head, I don’t think the principal, who is standing next to the open door in this office, listening to you ask that question, approves of it.
  5. What do you do when you are not here at work? That one is easy, I sit on my ass in front of my computer at home.

One thought on “5 easy questions to answer

  1. Well, at least the kids are taking an interest…
    I have different answers for most of the questions –
    1 – Who says I’m going to grow up?
    2 – Nothing really…
    3 – What my boss doesn’t know can’t get me fired.
    4 – Only if you do it right. Because if you roll a bad joint, I’m taking the whole thing.
    5 – Think about how not to come back to work.

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